Tristan is 7and ridiculously HILARIOUS...
Tristan's Classmate: Hey Tristan, check out my new skateboard.
Tristan: Yeah, that's cool but I got a new scooter for Christmas.
Tristan's Classmate: Scooters are for little girls!
Tristan: That's why your dad has one.
Tristan's Classmate: That doesn't make any sense.
Tristan decided to hold the door open for an elderly lady at the store...
Elderly Lady: Why thank you, kind sir.
Tristan: No problem toots!
Talking to one of my friends...
My girlfirend: Tristan, how'd you get to be so smart?
Tristan: I don't know.
My girlfriend: And handsome? And deep? And so cool?
Tristan: Well, isn't this some chicken soup for my soul?
Asking him where he wanted to go for family vacation...
Jay: Tristan, how about the San Diego Zoo?
Tristan: How about not?
Jay: I'm sure they have a petting zoo and everything.
Tristan: Dad, I don't pet anything that smells like butt.
All I have to say is...Tristan is DOPE!
