Dear Mr. Fritz,

I adore you, my love.

Cin

P.S. Let's get naked and get under the sheets.

She Bangs! She Bangs!

I have yet to perfect the rockabilly bang. However, I do have a great fugu face!

Tramptastic!

Find your inner Wanda-ness.

Bucci Goat

So I look over at little Omax and he's staring Tristan down with this freaky arse clenched look- like his face is about to explode. I'm talkin' like beet red with his eyes nearly popping out. So I ask him what on earth he is doing and he says to me, "I'm blowing up Tristan with my mind, mom!"

Anywho, you may want to steer clear of Omax. And his mind bullets.

Words of Wisdom

"Don't wash your body with that super refreshing shampoo unless you want to go to school with a minty wiener." Sir Tristan

knucklehead

According to Tristan, having to pick up the dog poop is giving him "the black lung."

Goo!

Tristan: Hey mom, you want a massage?

Me: Um... sure?

Tristan: How about some aroma therapy to go with it?

Me: Huh?

And of course he breaks wind in my general direction.