Bucci Goat

So I look over at little Omax and he's staring Tristan down with this freaky arse clenched look- like his face is about to explode. I'm talkin' like beet red with his eyes nearly popping out. So I ask him what on earth he is doing and he says to me, "I'm blowing up Tristan with my mind, mom!"

Anywho, you may want to steer clear of Omax. And his mind bullets.

Tainted Love

I listen to Pandora 80's Pop Radio all day long. So I was grooving out to "Tainted Love" right? Tristan walks up to me with a smart-arse smirk on his face and asks, "Hey mom, what does the taint have to do with love anyway?"

Word of the Day

Vagina-Boob

(fighting over storm troopers)

Tristan: Owen, don't make me punch you in the neck!

Owen: I'll punch you in the vagina-boob!

And the award for Most Creative Threat goes to... Omax!