(before clearing out the room with a horrendous air biscuit)
Tristan: FIRE IN THE HOLE!
(afterward)
Tristan: Ah man, that was GROSS. MEDIC!!!
(trying to get him to do his reading for the day)
Owen: But I just can't read today.
Me: Give me one good reason why you absolutely cannot do your homework today.
Owen: Um... cause I too sexy for my homework.
(responding to Owen taking her My Little Pony)
Leila: Give it back, Ow-en!
Owen: Nope. Make me.
Leila: Pleeaase Ow-en.
Owen: Whacha gonna do?
Leila: I poop in your pocket!
Owen: Ewwww. Here. Take it.
