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This year I think I've finally discovered who I am- and she's pretty damn COOL if you ask me! I've also learned that life is what you make it. So, Just Do It. Nike.

Here is a RANDOM list of things I've learned this year:

* Loyalty is hard to find
* Always trust your instincts- especially when it comes to people
* Purple Kool-Aid makes you shit green
* I don’t need anyone’s approval but mine
* I secretly want to be a merkin model
* I cannot stand the sight of open cabinet doors
* Jay truly is my Soul Mate
* Simply trying is half the battle
* Human Nature
* Gratitude, Humility & Forgiveness
* Let it Be
* Flavor is the sweetest thing in life
* Attitude is everything
* Music is my refuge
* Stay Foolish

And, here are two of my favorite quotes by two of my favorite people…

I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.
~Jack Black

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss

this chick.

Dude lady, if you talk about your own family that way, I can only imagine how you talk about me. I'm going to file you in the "don't trust you as far as I can throw you" folder as you are NOT my kinda peeps.

You've been schooled by TENACIOUS T

I'm pretty quick witted and often amaze myself even but Tristan is by far quicker than I. So, I've decided to start sharing all of his sarcastically AWESOME, yet sometimes out-there dialogues. I like to call them Tristan-isms. Here is his most recent episode:

Wal-Mart Lady: What beautiful kids you have.
Me: Thank you.
Wal-Mart Lady: 3 boys, huh?
Tristan: No. One girl.
Wal-Mart Lady: Oh! She looks so much like you two.
Tristan: Yeah well, she has a vagina.

While I know most mothers would be appalled, I applaud his far-out ability to say what's on his mind. He always sticks up for the underdog, is hilarious, oh-so handsome, brilliant, and definitely has an older soul than mine. Tristan BLOWS MY MIND!!!

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. WORD.

And speaking of private parts, I would think probably the worst thing about having King Kong go rampant in your town would be the huge, monster genitalia.

Moshi Moshi

Cheers to the CHAOS that is me and my foul-mouthed family of five. I'm convinced that I am Ol' Dirty Bastard stuck in a woman's body. So, if you think you can handle my Andrew Dice Clayness and often obscenely bizarre-o adventures, WELCOME!

Let me officially start this blog by saying.....PENIS! Did I forget to mention that I have Intentional Tourette's?